the real alice in wonderland
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q. What sexual position guarantees the ugliest baby?
A. Go ask your mother.
My grandmother… she was like a mother to me… she died at the end of last year… slowly melting away… dementia, COPD… she finally suffocated on her own secretions and my mother, who cant deal with anything, made me come look at her dead body. I miss who she was, i miss having someone there for me always, having someone i could ALWAYS rely on… i wish i could have made her more proud…
good thing i dont have much
